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I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handle bars I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars  Look at me  Look at me  hands in the air like it's good to be  ALIVE!  and I'm a famous rapper  even when the paths're all crookedy  I can show you how to do-si-do  I can show you how to scratch a record  I can take apart the remote control  And I can almost put it back together  I can tie a knot in a cherry stem  I can tell you about Leif Ericson  I know all the words to "De Colores"  And "I'm Proud to be an American"  Me and my friend saw a platypus  Me and my friend made a comic book  And guess how long it took  I can do anything that I want cuz, look:  I can keep rhythm with no metronome  no metronome  no metronome  I can see your face on the telephone  On the telephone  On the telephone  Look at me  Look at me  Just called to say that it's good to be  ALIVE  In such a small world  All curled up with a book to read  I can make money open up a thrift store  I can make a living off a magazine  I can design an engine sixty four  Miles to a gallon of gasoline  I can make new antibiotics  I can make computers survive aquatic conditions  I know how to run a business  And I can make you wanna buy a product  Movers shakers and producers  Me and my friends understand the future  I see the strings that control the systems  I can do anything with no assistance  I can lead a nation with a microphone  with a microphone  with a microphone  I can split the atoms of a molecule  of a molecule  of a molecule  Look at me  look at me  Driving and I won't stop!  And it feels so good to be  Alive and on top  My reach is global    My tower secure  My cause is noble  My power is pure.  I can hand out a million vaccinations  Or let'em all die in exasperation  Have'em all healed of their lacerations  Have'em all killed by assassination  I can make anybody go to prison  Just because I don't like'em and  I can do anything with no permission  I have it all under my command  I can guide a missile by satellite  By satellite  By satellite  and I can hit a target through a telescope  Through a telescope  Through a telescope  and I can end the planet in a holocaust  In a holocaust  In a holocaust  In a holocaust  In a holocaust  In a holocaust  I can ride my bike with no handlebars  no handlebars  no handlebars    I can ride my bike with no handlebarsno handlebars   no handlebars  |
Donate       I wanna buy a premium membership for some of my friends that really diserve it. Donations are greatly appretiated, but I'll do point commissions.  Black and white chibi: One character = 3  Two-Four = 5 Five or more = 10 Ex:  Colored chibi:One character = 5 Two-Four = 10 Five or more = 15 Lined with colourOne character = 15 Two = 20 5 for each added on character after two peopleLined, coloured, and with backgroundOne character = 25 Two = 30 5 for each added on character after two peopleEx:  **I'll do OC, Canon characters, OCxCanon, Yaoi, Hetero, Yuri. I will NOT do anything naked, or hentai related! |
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That Crazy American Smoking Flamethrower or Blowtorch Using, Goggle Wearing Chef and all his antics!
